If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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