we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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