I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
we're making bets on your personal life
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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