Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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