Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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