eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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