Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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