I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
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He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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