You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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