people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
