I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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