she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
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He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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