Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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