Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
