i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
Randomize
