Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.