Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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