I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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