How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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