how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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