Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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