I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
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So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
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His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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