If that was your dad, he is hot
just come out here and I will go home with you...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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