just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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