Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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