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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  so now she's a stripper

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  can't say i'm surprised

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.

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• (310): View more from California

  i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...

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• (845): View more from New York

  Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.

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  gotta love spring break

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  gotta love slutty girls from the south

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!

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• (210): View more from Texas

  My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.

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