On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
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When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.