Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
Too much gin, very little bucket
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
My bed smells like the plague
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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