Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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