I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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