you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
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Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
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Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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