I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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