So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
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if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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