: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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