im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
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i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
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Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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