your room smells of hookers.
And success
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
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When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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