also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Come on in and take your pants off
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