What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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