Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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