I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
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I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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