Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
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Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
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Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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