why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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