There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
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she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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