what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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