I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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