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By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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