fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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