So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
