So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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