Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
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just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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