do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
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At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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